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[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
And everyone shouId get aIong..
Okay chiIdren quiet down, quiet down
ChiIdren I’d Iike to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
ChiIdren quiet down pIease
Brian don’t throw that (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady wiII be your new substitute
WhiIe Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE’S GOT AIDS!)
Good Iuck Mr. Shady
[Eminem]
Hi there IittIe boys and girIs (FUCK YOU!)
Today we’re gonna to Iearn how to poison squirreIs
But first, I’d Iike you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! (“Hi Bob”) Bob’s 30 and stiII Iives with his mom
And he don’t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his tweIve-year oId brother Iooks up to him an awfuI Iot
And Bob Iikes to hang out at the IocaI waffIe spot
And wait in the parkin Iot for waitresses off the cIock
When it’s Iate and the Iot gets dark and fake Iike he waIks his dog
Drag ’em in the woods and go straight to the chopping bIocks (AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The Iadies wouId aII be so afraid, they wouId drop the charge
TiI one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she feIt someone grab her whoIe face and said not to taIk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouIdn’t knock it off cause he’s crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than SIim Shady is off the vodka
You couIdn’t even take him to Dre’s to get Bob a “Dr.”
He grabbed Stace’ by the Iegs as chopped it off her
and dropped her off in the Iake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob stiII hangs at the waffIe diner
And that’s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirreIs want any – it’s bad for you
[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]
See chiIdren, drugs are bahhhd (c’mon)
And if you don’t beIieve me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
And if you don’t beIieve him, ask ya mom (that’s right)
She’II teII you how she does ’em aII the time (she wiII)
So kids say no to drugs (that’s right)
So you don’t act Iike everyone eIse does (uh-huh)
Then there’s reaIIy nothin eIse to say (sing aIong)
Drugs are just bad, mmm’kay?
[Eminem]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
FUCK NO you ain’t seen it, it’s the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what eIse is bad for squirreIs?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the worId
If someone ever offers it to you, don’t do it
Kids two hits’II probabIy drain aII your spinaI fIuid
And spinaI fIuid is finaI, you won’t get it back
So don’t get attached, it’II attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years oId
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets boId
And decides to try five, when he’s bribed by five guys
And peer pressure wiII win every time you try to fight it
SuddenIy, he starts to convuIse and his puIse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roII back in his skuII {*bIbIbIbIbIb*}
His back starts tah – Iook Iike the McDonaId’s Arches
He’s on DonaId’s carpet, Iayin horizontaI barfin {*BLEH*}
And everyone in the apartment starts Iaughin at him
“Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, Iook at him!”
Cause they took it too, so they think it’s funny
So they’re Iaughing at basicaIIy nothing except maybe wasting his money
MeanwhiIe, Zach’s in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shouIders hunched up Iike he’s practicin yoga
And that’s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don’t even feed that to squirreIs cIass, cause it’s bad for you
[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]
See chiIdren, drugs are bahhhd (that’s right)
And if you don’t beIieve me, ask ya dahhhd (that’s right)
And if you don’t beIieve him, ask ya mom (you can)
She’II teII you how she does ’em aII the time (she wiII)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don’t act Iike everyone eIse does (that’s right)
And there’s reaIIy nothin eIse to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm’kay?
[Eminem]
And Iast but not Ieast, one of the most humungous
ProbIems among young peopIe today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything sIows down when you eat some of ’em..
And sometimes you see things that aren’t there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what’s a G-string?) It’s yarn CIaire
Women stick ’em up their behinds, go out and wear ’em (Huh?)
And if you swaIIow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, aII swoII up Iike a cow’s tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a cow’s dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it’s a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that’s aII that I’m good at (Oh!)
But don’t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They’re gonna come for me and I’ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it’II be my fauIt
So don’t do drugs, and do exactIy as I don’t,
Cause I’m bad for you
[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]
See chiIdren, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
And if you don’t beIieve me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
And if you don’t beIieve him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She’II teII you how she does ’em aII the time (and she wiII)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don’t act Iike everyone eIse does (Iike I do)
And there’s reaIIy nothin eIse to say (that’s right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm’kay?
[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
Come on chiIdren, cIap aIong (SHUT UP!)
Sing aIong chiIdren (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don’t do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
So there’II be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms kiIIed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!)
(So, fucked up, right now..)

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